Friday, January 21, 2011

Dear Inconsiderate Neighbor (or should I just call you Daddy?)

Thank you so much for amazing 45 minute pornographic show you and your nasty 909 booty call put on for the entire complex last night. It was super thoughtful of you to even leave the window open so could hear every ass slap, moan and groan. Maybe next time you could leave the blinds up too.

Love,
Your sleep deprived neighbor

P.S. Great stamina by the way

No comments:

Post a Comment